And the Winner is...

Beld!

Congratulations to Lee Beld winner of the VH Reunion memory contest. Here you see him once again weaving a web of Mafia deception that even his daughter doesn't believe. But, where would our reunions be without him?

MY BEST MEMORIES COME FROM PLAYING MAFIA. THE YELLING, THE SCREAMING, THE LYING, THE CHEATING, THE FALSE ACCUSING, THE MURDERING AND OF COURSE THE BACK STABBING ALL MAKE FOR A GREAT TIME OF CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP. WHAT STRIKES ME THE MOST IS THE AWESOME BELD DOMINATION. HOW I CAN TAKE GOOD PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELVES AND TURN YOU AGAINST ONE ANOTHER. IT WARMS THE HEART RIGHT DOWN TO THE SOUL. LAST REUNION I REMEMBER ONE OF YOU ROZEBOOM GIRLS (FILL IN YOUR NAME HERE) IN THE LATE MOMENTS OF A GREAT GAME LOOKING AT ME AND ASKING IF I WAS MAFIA OR A CITIZEN. I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS A CITIZEN. YOU STARED AT ME FOR SEVERAL SECONDS AND THEN TOLD ME YOU BELIEVED ME BECAUSE YOU COULD SEE IT IN MY FACE. I EXPLAINED THAT YOU HAD TO TRUST ME BECAUSE IF YOU DID NOT SIDE WITH ME TO KILL "THE MAFIA" THIS ROUND THE MAFIA WOULD WIN AND ALL WOULD BE LOST. YOU SIDED WITH ME. WE KILLED AN INNOCENT CITIZEN AND I, THE REAL MAFIA, WON THE GAME. YOU JUST LOOKED AT ME AS IF I WAS THE DEVIL HIMSELF. AGAIN, IT WARMS THE HEART.

THIS IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF HOW I LEAD THE SHEEP TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE OF BELD INCORPORATED. MAFIA DEFINES OUR NIGHT LIFE. WE PLAY IT INTO THE EARLY MORNING HOURS. WE YELL AND SCREAM TO CONVINCE OTHERS OF OUR WAY OF OUR PURITY. IT IS WHERE MUCH OF OUR LAUGHTER COMES FROM DURING THOSE FEW DAYS. YES, I REMEMBER OUR FAMILY REUNIONS. I REMEMBER PLAYING MAFIA WITH SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING TO KNOW.
-LEE BELD

Thanks to everyone for all of your responses. It was really great reading all of the wonderful memories. Definitely worth adding a five dollar credit to Beld's account.